in honor of my new-ish template colors.
i know it's not tuesday or thursday, but it's TMI time. remember the beet greens i savored? well, i roasted the beets for throwing on top of salad later this week. i ate them yesterday. my poo this morning was red. i am one of those people that avoids eye contact with the poo while flushing, but today i caught a glimpse of red out of the corner of my eye. horrified that it might be blood, i looked (AHHH!). nope, it was literally beet red. whew.
why the hell am i yellow and red all over? besides the fact that i'm obviously conflicted over whether i'm a yukon gold or red potato. i love me some wine. i can't really tell the difference in quality via taste only yet as my palate isn't that discerning. however, if i get a headache after 2 glasses, i know it's not the best stuff. if i get a headache after 1 glass, i know it's damn cheap (like 2 buck chuck). if i don't get a headache at all, i know it's of the $50 per bottle and up variety. after one glass, i am red and splotchy. good thing my complexion is on the tanner side.