in honor of my new-ish template colors.
i know it's not tuesday or thursday, but it's TMI time. remember the beet greens i savored? well, i roasted the beets for throwing on top of salad later this week. i ate them yesterday. my poo this morning was red. i am one of those people that avoids eye contact with the poo while flushing, but today i caught a glimpse of red out of the corner of my eye. horrified that it might be blood, i looked (AHHH!). nope, it was literally beet red. whew.
why the hell am i yellow and red all over? besides the fact that i'm obviously conflicted over whether i'm a yukon gold or red potato. i love me some wine. i can't really tell the difference in quality via taste only yet as my palate isn't that discerning. however, if i get a headache after 2 glasses, i know it's not the best stuff. if i get a headache after 1 glass, i know it's damn cheap (like 2 buck chuck). if i don't get a headache at all, i know it's of the $50 per bottle and up variety. after one glass, i am red and splotchy. good thing my complexion is on the tanner side.
I may be your lone reader who will love this post.
ReplyDeleteI don't like the thought of poo in my head, so I had to skim through this entry. As I do your other TMI entries. Sorry. =)
ReplyDeleteDitto Jane. I dunno what to say even though I read it :)
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww!! lol! Btw - so if you love you some wine, based on what you said, what is the best cheap wine you've had? I am learning to like white wine, actually, even though historically I hate wine.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a real week without a poo story from the tater.
ReplyDeletered wine is so much yummier than the white variety. :) sorry the beets did a number on your GI tract. oops!
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous that you have colored poo. My poo is boring. Hmph.
ReplyDeletethis post made me laugh out loud.
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