4.17.2008

single?

dear eharmony,

i would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly take all three of my email addresses off of your spam list. i have no idea how i got on those lists, but i have tried unsubscribing unsuccessfully a couple of times, leading me to believe maybe it's not the real you sending me the emails. they sure look real, though. i am happily married and not in need of your services at this time and hopefully never in this lifetime. thank you in advance for your prompt attention to this matter.

regards,
dapotato

13 comments:

  1. eHarmony is a persistent mofo, apparently.

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  2. I rarely successfully unsubscribe. Weird.

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  3. well that's just plain annoying. :/

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  4. Maybe the Bear is trying to tell you something? Or maybe it was his girlfriend's idea. My husband's girlfriend is notorious for sending me things from STD clinics.

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  5. try blocking them in your email.

    I hate shit like that. so dam annoying

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  7. Tater, Don't lie. You know you're trolling the forest for new bears. ;)

    Stupid eHarmony.

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  8. haha! that is kind of like how USC sent me mail for the first year of college. i had to call and tell them, "um... i don't go to usc."

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  9. I love the phrase "trolling the forest for new bears."

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  10. Well, with the divorce rate at 50%, maybe their just trying to do some pre-marketing work. Ha.

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  11. um email me. i have something to tell you ;)

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  12. please don't be mad at me for giggling uncontrollably.

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  13. Too funny! Your post and your comments. :)

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